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Relationships

I Like the “Friend Zone”

Nobody wants to be in the “Friend Zone,” where you can’t get your freak on and girls do terrible things like be themselves with you or (EVEN WORSE!) share their pink, heart-dotted-i, cootie-covered girly girl feelings.
Allan Mott in

May 17, 2012 at 4:00pm | 19 comments

Family Drama

Crowd Sourcing Major Life Decisions: Should I Call My "Dad" Edition?

Actually meeting him or having a conversation with him would, in my mind, solidify the fact that I'm a 31-year-old woman who's never met her father.
Helena in

May 17, 2012 at 3:00pm | 30 comments

Healthy

Hi, I’m Sari And I’m (Seriously) A Chewing Gum Addict

I chain chew, going through 18-pack after 18-pack, sometimes two or three in a day, especially when I’m feeling particularly emotional, or writing on deadline. The chain chewing doesn’t feel good, but it has come to feel necessary.
Sari Botton in

May 17, 2012 at 2:00pm | 19 comments

Beauty

Are You A Nail Polish Matcher?

Are you one of those people who gets all matchy-matchy with their polish shades?
Hannah in

May 17, 2012 at 1:30pm | 28 comments

Healthy

A Few Awesome Things About Being Disabled

There’s this perception that the lives of the disabled are somehow diminished, or that we carry some weight or sadness inside, and I want to dispel that.
Sarah Eyre in

May 17, 2012 at 1:00pm | 40 comments

Fashion

I'm a Philatelist and I'm Not Ashamed

I swear, this is related to fashion.
Phoebe in

May 17, 2012 at 12:30pm | 14 comments

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DIY

HOW TO: Turn a Shopping Bag Into a Tank Top and Wear it Out Tonight

Oh, and I'm half naked. What else is new?
Julie in

May 17, 2012 at 12:00pm | 24 comments

Jane's Phone

True excitement of the morning

I really thought these two were pranking me when they showed me these tattoos as I walked into the office just now. But they are real! Ok, now the inevitable: guess who?
Jane in

May 17, 2012 at 11:20am | 25 comments

Beauty

BLASPHEMY BONANZA: It's Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy's Favorite Beauty Products, Bitch!

Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy was a party girl and I am a party girl and I know what beauty products she used and here is my dumb outfit and I think my brain is broken bllllarggggg
Cat in

May 17, 2012 at 11:00am | 259 comments

Entertainment

HEADS UP, SHERLOCK NERDS: The Trailer for "Elementary" is Out and It Doesn't Look That Bad

Your resident Sherlock Holmes geek (or one of them, anyway) weighs in. (Bonus: totally gratuitous picture of "Desperately Seeking Susan" era Aidan Quinn.)
Lesley in

May 17, 2012 at 10:30am | 30 comments

Healthy

Help! I'm Tweaking On Diet Pills!

I'm still awake! Wheeeeee!
Sara Benincasa in

May 17, 2012 at 10:00am | 40 comments

Beauty

Wendy Williams To xoJane Makeunder Team: "Don't Play Me"

The host of The Wendy Williams Show tells us about her Botox, stalkers, breast implants, wigs and cellulite and doesn't let us get away with anything -- and we love her for it.
Julie in

May 17, 2012 at 9:00am | 77 comments